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Clown Porn

It's sexy! It's zany! It's like a train wreck that you just cant pry your eyes from... it's Clown Porn (the movie) and it's taking the world by storm!

Join the sick fucks at RAMCO Productions as they combine hilarious sketch comedy with hot, hardcore fuck scenes to produce a crazy new style of adult video.

Let our wild cast of characters entertain you as they perform five acts of indescribable mayhem that can only be summed up by two words: Clowns Fucking!!!

Treat yourself to this comic free-for-all where anything goes. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll shoot your wad and then ask yourself, am I dreaming this?

Starring Hollie Stevens, Jenna Brooks and Zenova Braeden, and featuring Fred "The Wonder Chicken", Clown Porn is nearly mistake free!

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Editor's Review


I can't believe that we've never reviewed this movie! Clown Porn is one of few titles I actually own on DVD and probably one of the greatest movies ever made. I mean, what could possibly be sweeter than watching clowns fuck for an hour and a half? Unless, of course, you're one of those people who are totally creeped out by clowns - this probably won't help you with that. Anyways, I think this movie is freaking awesome. Here's a list of bizarre shit you'll see:

1. A rubber chicken used as a sex toy. Please note that this is the second time I've seen this happen in my porn career.
2. Two clowns high-fiving while banging a chick.
3. The old pie in the face. You can read that however you wish.
4. Bagpipe music. Well, you won't so much see it as you will hear it, but it's really weird and out of place.
5. A clown game show.

Anyways, the sex is actually pretty good if you look past the whole clown thing. Even if it wasn't, this one is definitely good for a laugh. Plus it's a really good topic of conversation. Everyone wants to know more about clown porn, so find out what lies beneath the rainbow afros of America's clowns.


Member Review

As the man said, "Comedy ain't easy." Although humor and hot sex have occasionally formed a potent combination, the division between genres (and the skills required to pull it off) are so wide that such attempts rarely succeed.

Stuffing more groan-inducing puns and pie tosses into 90 minutes than clowns can fit in a rickety jalopy, this series of blackout sketches suffers not from its shtick, but rather its schtupping. Clown Porn manages to raise more than a few belly laughs, but all the smeared greasepaint and calliope music achieve an opposite reaction to one's loins.

Review from AVN

Member Review 1-0

How much of the movie did you watch?
Less than 5 minutes

How would you rate the lighting, camera angles, plot, and over all quality of the video?
Poor

If this movie was intended to portray a special fetish, do you feel they portrayed it accurately?
No

How successful were the actors/actresses at making this a "Hot" Movie?
Very

Did this movie get you off?
No, I moved on to another

Member Review 3-0

Did you watch the entire movie?
No

If No, how much of the movie did you watch?
Less than 5 Minutes

How would you rate the lighting, camera angles, plot, and over all quality of the video?
Good

Did this movie get you off?
Yes

If this movie was intended to portray a special fetish, do feel they portrayed it accurately?
Yes

How successful were the actors/actresses at making this a "Hot" Movie?
Very

Did you find that one particular part or scene in this movie stood out from the rest?
Yes

If Yes, please identify where the clip or scene appears in the movie and briefly describe what you liked best about it.


What additional comments, if any, would you like to add about this movie?


Member Review 4-0

How much of the movie did you watch?
5 - 10 Minutes

How would you rate the lighting, camera angles, plot, and over all quality of the video?
Good

If this movie was intended to portray a special fetish, do you feel they portrayed it accurately?
Yes

How successful were the actors/actresses at making this a "Hot" Movie?
Moderately

Did this movie get you off?
Yes, but I used some imagination

Member Review 5-0

How much of the movie did you watch?
5 - 10 Minutes

How would you rate the lighting, camera angles, plot, and over all quality of the video?
Excellent

If this movie was intended to portray a special fetish, do you feel they portrayed it accurately?
Yes

How successful were the actors/actresses at making this a "Hot" Movie?
Very

Did this movie get you off?
Yes, but I used some imagination


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