Deviate Sex Thrills - SEXXXORCISE

Deviate Sex Thrills - SEXXXORCISE

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After Hours Retro Cinema has unearthed a "lost" classic this time, a full-length feature from the sick, sick 70's. Sexxxercise (1970) stars a 70's porn icon, Sandy Dempsey, as the "Instructor " of a weight loss clinic. The "exercises" are rather revolutionary and this technique still works today. Want to see how to cram 50 minutes of hot hardcore sex into a 60 minute feature? Pop this sucker in and watch the action. Oh, for those who bitch about no dialog and shitty canned music, this one has great dialog, so so shitty music and its in color with all the streaks , scratches, and burns that totally capture that grindhouse ambiance. Filmed in the luxurious confines of one of the participants house with an exercise room, this little ditty retains the charm of that era and low rent porn at its grubby best.

It's a weight loss clinic with a real cool way to lose weight: fuck it off. Our Instructor assigns three ladies to their trainers, three guys with stiff dicks. Girl #1 needs some thigh reduction. She asks her trainer where the equipment is. He whips out his dick and tells her this is all the equipment you need. She gives him some head and they indulge in a variety of positions guaranteed to take off some fluids. The Instructor lifts up one girls t shirt revealing a tangle of pubes. Her personal trainer massages her pussy as she gives his cock an oral massage. She plants her ass on his face for some sit-ups. One girl is getting it doggy style. She might be skinny, but she is a little flabby as a smack on the ass makes the flesh ripple. "Keep at it" the Instructor yells. The Instructor wanders from couple to couple, critiquing them as the canned jazz porn music plays in the background, "Looks like you lost some weight already" she tell a completely fucked out client as she smacks her on the ass. The Instructor blows her whistle, yes it's a real whistle, not a code word for cock, you think I would make this up? Its time for group exercise, which is the three couple fucking and sucking on a variety of exercise equipment. Interesting what you can do with this stuff besides hanging clothes on them, the equipment that is. No one should ever have to buy this shit , just drive around on cleanup day and its all out there for free, but I digress.... Its time for our fitness fuckers to workout in separate rooms. The Instructor singles out two of them for her "special massage". The instructor carries a yardstick which she uses to whack her clients on the ass with. She berates a trainer for losing ten pounds. "Your supposed to take it off her, not you " she yells. After the three girls leave the Instructor says "I'm glad those cunts are gone, now I can be myself. She starts to strip and our saga ends.