Candida Royalle's One Size Fits All

When it comes to porn for women, the first name is my mind is always Candida Royalle. Long before there was a marketplace of women making dirty movies for women, there was Candida Royalle, creating porn she was interested in watching with her studio, Candida Royalle’s Femme. This particular movie is from the late ‘90s, but Ms. Royalle has been rocking the porno screen since the mid ‘80s, giving us what we wanted before we even knew it could be an option – and always mixing interesting stories with her tasteful, yet hardcore sexy, action.

Candida Royalle’s One Size Fits All is billed as a sex comedy in 5 acts, but really it reminds me more of “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,” though with a risqué purple dress that makes all of the people who owned it think about the amazing sex they had while wearing it, and/or have amazing sex while trying it on.

Funny enough, out of a group of four friends, it just so happens that two of the women have owned the dress before, from the same dirty dog man who gave it to each of them – and the third friend found it in a thrift store after it was dropped off there by yet another woman. They offer it up to the fourth friend to borrow (and her assistant who tries it out), making it so every single person in the movie that wears that dress gets the awesome fucking of their life (five in total – hence the five acts).

My favorite of the bunch is, of course, Nina Hartley. She is charming as she gets so excited over trying on the dress and reminiscing about the amazing sex she had with the man who gave it to her. We get to see that action, so it’s easy for us to see why she would want to think about all those hot memories. The guy (Mark Davis) is super sexy and quite the attentive lover, giving Nina (Tammy, in the movie) everything she wants. Too bad he ends up being a jerk later in the movie, which we find out, but don’t see. The rest of the sex is really exciting too – including an amazing hot fitting room scene with Tom Byron and Gina Rome. Plus we even get a cameo from director Candida herself in the beginning.

I don’t know if I’d call this a “sex comedy” as it is touted, but it’s definitely a great plot-driven porn with a smart story, great cast, and smokin’ sex. Check it out!